Alias...

I adopted this "listing" of people from ExGf for obvious reasons.  As people waltz into my life worth mentioning, they will be added...


Monkey-   My Darling Son.  Born on St. Patrick's Day 2009, he is becoming a force to be reckoned with, just like his mama.

Sis-   Obvious one here. My sister is 2 years my junior and one of my best friends. She's is extremely opinionated and spunky and fiercely loyal to her friends and family.

Bro-   7 years my junior and currently serving our great nation as a sailor in the Navy and stationed on the West Coast.  Quite possibly one of the coolest cats I've ever known and is rarely in a bad mood. 

*These two characters are the best siblings a girl could ask for.

THE LADIES:

BFF-  Currently resides in Louisiana.  I met her in the 6th grade.  She and I have stayed in touch and stayed friends through countless moves and two tours of duty in the Armed Forces.  She is, and will always be my most trusted and loved friend.  (Daughter of Miss L)

Miss L-  Currently resides in Louisiana.  She is BFF's mom and might as well be my surrogate!  She's known me as long as BFF has and treats me as one of her own. She is the epitome of a loud, but loving, southern woman.  And I love her dearly.

Red-  Currently residing in South Carolina, she and I met in San Diego, CA where I was stationed and worked with her now ex-husband in 2004.  She and I have been through 3 children and 2 divorces together.  Opinionated and stubborn, she and I were cut from the same mold.

Lass-  Currently residing in Texas, she and I met while dispatching at a police department together in 2007.  She has two monsters  boys that are just the cutest things ever and another that is her husbands from a previous marriage.  Being the only female in her house and a fellow female Marine, this Irish mama is a kick in the butt!

Anastasia Beaverhausen (AB)-  Currently residing in Texas, she and I met while at a Basic Telecommunicator's Course in 2007.  While the Mistake and I were divorcing, I moved in with her and even though we actually can live peacefully together, we let men (both of which are no longer in the picture mind you!!) get in the way and got in a HUGE fight.  We didn't speak for over a year and it wasn't until I sent her a text one day while I was missing her, that we picked up right where we left off and have been much better ever since.  She is yet another one of my stongest tools in my tool bag for life.

Mrs. Adventure-  Currently residing in Texas, she and I share an ex-husband.  She is commonly referred to as "Wife #1" as I am "Wife #2" and we often laugh at "Wife #3" together.  Aside from this, she and I can usually be found laughing or giggling over silly things and/or silly people and having a blast doing it. We met briefly in 2005 (while she was still married to the Mistake), but we truly became friends towards the very beginning of 2008.  She is a very special girl to me.

Mac-  Currently residing in Texas, Mac and I attend church together.  Married to Big Mac (see below).

Blondie-  Currently residing in Texas, Blondie and I became friends mid-2009 when my DS began going to daycare.  Recently, Blondie and I have become closer as friends and just in time for her husband to get orders to Germany...(UPDATE: The Germany orders were canned not too long ago...someone was looking out for me!!)

Miss T-  Currently residing in Texas, Miss T is that co-worker that will forever hold a special place in your heart.  She's that one that you have become friends with and tell secrets to and vent with every-single-day.  She keeps me sane...and employed!!  She is the exception to the "please don't come in here and talk to me" thought that runs through my head on a daily basis.  The chair {refer to Chili, Anyone?} that is still in my office will always have her name on it.

Strand Therapist- (ST) Currently resides in Texas and is quite honestly, a miracle worker of hair strands. Back in 2007, ST did my hair for my wedding and when I moved back up here in 2009, she became my Strand Therapist as she is also Sis's.

Miss P-  Currently resides in Louisiana. Miss P has been a mentor and friend since I dated her son, Mr. Geek Squad, while in high school. He was easier to let go than she was as she is one of the most savvy women I know when it come to matter of the heart and great conversation. She is also one of my more powerful tools in the "straighten my thoughts out" tool belt.  Love her.

THE GUYS:

The Mistake-  Unknown place of residence (because I honestly could care less), we were married in July 2007, and by November 2007 he had knocked up wife #3.  In January 2008, he filed for divorce (unbeknowst to me) and had me served at our house.  March 28, 2008 my divorce from the Mistake was finalized.  July 4th (the original day that Mistake wanted to marry me) of 2008 (one year later almost to the day), he marries a very pregnant wife #3 (who had the odacity to wear white LMAO).  Two words.  Disgusting Creep.

BD-  Currently residing in Texas, BD (Baby Daddy) is not my favorite character in this movie.  Throughout a turbulent on again off again relationship, he and I struggled to understand each other as we were raised in two different cultures and two different ways.  BD and I found out I was pregnant a week after he had broken up with me for the 4th time (and I swore, the last).  After reconciling and getting back together, he later walked out on me while I was 9 months pregnant (he said it was too hard...seriously?). I have been a single mother to Monkey since and have not looked back.  BD is not very active in Monkey's life citing "money issues" which I think are BS...

Jeremy-  Currently residing in Texas, we met when I was hired at our current place of employment.  Though I crushed on him at first, we have formed a more healthy relationship that resembles something along the lines of brother/sister.  Also a former Marine, currently married with 2 children.  (UPDATE: Jeremy is now divorced and shacked up with some chick...)

Big Mac-  Currently residing in Texas, Big Mac (married to Mac) and Jeremy's bay partner at work has become the big brother I never had.  Slightly older than I and been around the block a few times, he has proven to be a great help in telling me to quit whining when I am being a sissy lala about things.  Love this guy, seriously.  Big Mac is also a HUGE Aggies fan...**

Mr. NRN-  Currently residing in Texas, we met at work and became interested in each other.  Mr. Not-Right-Now is not ready for a relationship...I am not completely convinced that he and I are completely through with each other... (UPDATE: While he was in AK for 3 months-which felt like an eternity-we rarely spoke. Now that he is back, it's a hit and miss. I miss him terribly and secretly harbor feelings for him that go beyond what I am willing to display in real life. *sigh* Who knows at this point?)  Mr. NRN is a HUGE Longhorns fan...**

Mr. Italian-  Currently residing in San Diego, he is the ex-fiance from 10 years ago.  He recently got in touch with me and has told me that in addition to still being in love with me, that he knows I am who he is supposed to be with... (UPDATE: After a falling out of sorts, I decided that I do not need this person in my life causing me more stress and grief. )

Mr. G-  Currently residing in Texas, Mr. G and I were introduced to each other by Mrs. Adventure.  Though we have not met in person due to distance, he and I correspond though email and text.  I must admit that I am very curious about this one as he seems to be a perfect gentleman and very sweet.  We shall see how this turns out...  (UPDATE: Haven't talked to Mr. G in forever...)
Mr. Outdoors- Currently residing in Texas, asked Biker to give me his number after briefly meeting me. Day 1 he was told of my non-interest in relationships, casual sex, etc. He continued to make comments on the side of sexual innuendos and has completely turned me off of even getting to know him. *ugh* Plus, I stand 5'8" and he's a whopping 5"6".  It might be shallow, but I don't particularly find men attractive that are shorter than I am. (UPDATE: Dropped this dude like a bad habit after he couldn't keep lewd comments to himself.)

Mr. Geek Squad- Currently residing in Louisiana, was my first boyfriend in high school. Decided he didn't want to be MY boyfriend anymore and broke up with me to date other girls. Shortly thereafter, he fathered a child with a girl and I moved away. For years I hated him and then one day just got over it.  Shortly before NOLA: R2, we got back in touch. He is Miss P's son.  (UPDATE: Have not talked to Mr. Geek Squad since my return home from NOLA: R2. Realized that exes are in the past for a reason and should be left there. WAY too many differences to mention.)